I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND
“why is that dog wearing glasses”
“because his insurance wouldn’t pay for contacts”
jessie look what just fucking came up on my dashboard 26k notes im so mad at you
May 3, 2013 - possible Shrek sighting. Will investigate further.
Never drop a book in the bath again! An 8 year old’s invention.
that eight year old is the chosen one
are we gonna ignore the fact that the book is completely soaked in water
i wish when girl’s lied their faces looked like this